Monthly Archives: June 2011
Fear grips survivors of Sri Lanka’s war
Killing & State intervention at a funeral – new forms of suppressing liberty
Criminalising dissent
The killing of Roshen Chanaka Ratnasekara, a 22-year-old factory worker in the Free Trade Zone (FTZ) in Katunayaka, during a demonstration last week, sends a chilling signal to the rest of Sri Lanka on how peaceful protesters would be dealt with. Those familiar with police accountability will accept that police cannot carry […]
The Ideal husband
HUMOUR with Lakshman Indranath Keerthisinghe As laughter is said to be the best medicine, this page is dedicated to the entertainment of its readers.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied. […]
Wife swap
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
‘Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine […]
DOG FOR SALE
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
‘Talking Dog For Sale ‘He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the
dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting […]
Fallen heroes in South Asian cricket
As Sri Lanka continues to grapple with match fixing controversies, former Sri Lankan skipper Hashan Thilakaratne is still to go public or before Colombo’s Criminal Investigations Department (CID) and actually spill the beans.
Just as he says, names of Sri Lankan cricketers have been linked many times to match fixing controversies. Only nothing has so far […]
“We will hunt you down and kill you like a dog”
I feel it would have been better if they had killed me rather than subject me to that inhuman degrading torture. To go back to that time is to re-live every painful moment. The day I was abducted and tortured is seared in my memory. Branded upon my soul. The words of my abductors lash out […]
Read MoreArundhati Roy on exclusion, feminism and resistance movements
Arundhati Roy is clearly among the most controversial and prominent Asian writers of the present day. This controversial identity is something she unrepentantly enjoys. The 1997 Booker Prize winner for her God of Small Things and one of India’s most well known foremost writer’s of non-fiction, in Roy’s own words, she likes to ‘hang a […]
Read MoreBoxing Mervyn Day
06 JANUARY 2008: As a political hit man to President Mahinda Rajapakse, Dr. Mervyn Silva would be entitled to a double PhD. He has the perfect qualifications. An impressive entourage of gangsters, drug dealers and double murder suspects, no sense of shame and a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush. He is also a […]
Read MoreBiblical Humour
Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A.. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A.. German Shepherds.
Q.. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A.. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q… Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A.. Pharaoh’s daughter. She went […]
Killing & State intervention at a funeral – new forms of suppressing liberty
Fallen heroes in South Asian cricket
“We will hunt you down and kill you like a dog”
Arundhati Roy on exclusion, feminism and resistance movements
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